Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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