I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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