he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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