I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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