if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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