some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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