Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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