and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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