scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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