This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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