I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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