is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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