i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
