you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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