I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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