I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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