I need help removing her.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so let's talk penis.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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