Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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