I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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