I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
