Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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