i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
