I'm going to jail i love you
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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