you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
