New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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