i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We had sex on a dog bed..
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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