Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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