He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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