walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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