Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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