she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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