i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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