That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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