Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I looked at my own cervix.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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