shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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