Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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