Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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