You're completely useless in the revolution.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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