so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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