I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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