Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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