Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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