i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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