We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
