she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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