Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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