idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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