Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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