we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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