i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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