i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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