If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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And then my night got REAL pukey
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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