I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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