new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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