peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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