soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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