Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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