goodnight i made you a song goodbye
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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