the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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