yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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