i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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